Lame Fox News column—or is that redundant?

You'd think Fox News columnist John Gibson actually doesn't oppose same-sex marriage, considering the weak case he makes against it on foxnews.com:

Gays can't have kids — other than going to the abandoned kids store and getting one or two, or borrowing sperm from someone with more sperm than brains — so by definition they're out of the marriage game.

In theory, so would couples who get married in their eighties. Chances are good that no kids come out of that holy union. But it is at least theoretically possible. Not so with gays.

"The abandoned kids store?" Is that anything like the Goodwill?

Lame. Funny, but lame.