Wednesday, September 29, 2004

Aha!

I've been reading Bill Chance's Daily Epiphany for a good many years now. Right now he's in the process of getting rid of junk so he won't have to pack and move it.
Our Real Estate agent said something interesting about clutter, about why people don't throw stuff away.
She said, 'People keep things because they are afraid they will lose the memory that goes along with it.'"

Makes sense.

You wouldn't believe the crap we packed and took with us when we moved here. We made an effort to get rid of stuff, but there's still way too much crap around. I all but had to kick and scream and hold my breath to get Ron to let me throw away a bunch of old too-tight T-shirts.

Thursday, September 23, 2004

Thomas Phinney on those damned forged Air National Guard memos

Interview with Adobe's Thomas Phinney, by Sandee Cohen, from creativepro.com.

The discussion of these memos that's filtered down to me has been extremely incomplete. Phinney's a genuine expert in the field of digital typography, and he covers his topic like a horse blanket. He explains how he concludes that the font in the forged memos is Times Roman, in terms a normal person can understand, while at the same time making the incredibly bad reproduction a non-issue. He identifies the two typewriter-like devices available in 1972 that had proportional spacing and (to my satisfaction, anyway) eliminates either of them as a source for the memos. Excellent illustrations in pdf format are included.

Phinney also discusses the unevenness of the baselines in the forgeries which have led some to believe that they must have been typed on a typewriter. Phinney points out what's known to everybody who's ever had to recreate artwork from a faxed original: that the low resolution of the fax process tends to introduce irregularities in letter forms which may be made worse if the fax is a bit crooked on the page, which isn't unusual.

There's also discussion of how Word treats ordinals and superscripts and how in spots it looks as if the forger took steps to defeat Word's automatic superscripting.

Now what I want to know is how such obvious forgeries got through CBS's fact-checking apparatus.

Wednesday, September 15, 2004

Recent Rebrandings

Speak Up on new doings in the world of corporate identity and branding.

Gosh, what a bunch of mediocre solutions. MBNA's new logo is probably the best of the lot, and that's not saying much. The negative space under the tree branches on the left just begs for the initials to be tucked into it.

Sure is an improvement on its predecessor, though.

Monday, September 13, 2004

Chansons

Three very familiar songs usually sung in French have been called to my attention in the last couple of days:

1. During a peculiar movie caught on cable the other day, schoolchildren sing "Dominique." (The particular scene takes place during the mid-60s in Paris, so that would still have been a fairly current song.)

2. U.S News and World Report describes Karl Rove at a dinner party singing "Alouette" by way of illustrating his lighter side. "Lighter side" is their term, but I can't read it without thinking of the late Dave Berg's regular strips in Mad. (I won't link to the story because a fee is required.)

3. A kid I saw in a drug store today, probably 7 or 8, was trying to sing "Frere Jacques." He sang:
Para yaka, para yaka
Deja vu, deja vu
I am glad to meet you
I am glad to meet you
A-a-men
A-a-men
Weird. Little kids know the phrase "deja vu"?

Friday, September 10, 2004

Desperate, desperate, desperate...

From SFGate.com:
In his Cincinnati speech, Cheney said indicators that measure the nation's unemployment rate, consumer spending and other milestones miss the hundreds of thousands who make money selling online on eBay.

"That's a source that didn't even exist 10 years ago," Cheney said. "Four hundred thousand people make some money trading on eBay."
Granted there are people who do make a living selling stuff on eBay--are there really any more of them, relatively, than there were 20 years ago selling out of the back pages of Goldmine and the Comic Book Buyer's Guide and the like? Are they making more and better money?

Wednesday, September 08, 2004