Clear times on the editing scene

A sentence from an otherwise admirably clear and straightforward marketing document:

This helps reduce the risk of a successful and profitable project for all our clients.

Gee, I'd hate our clients to run the risk of having successful projects. Actually, that's the best one of those since Moses Hadas wrote of a book he didn't care for that it filled a much-needed gap in the literature.

Harmony in my head

A week or so ago I had the misfortune of hearing the song "Today" by the New Christy Minstrels in passing, and since then it's stuck obstinately in my head despite liberal applications of everything from Prokofiev to Brian Wilson.

It's bad enough to have one sappy ersatz folk song in my head, but something about the lyrics (starting off "Today while the blossoms still cling to the vine/I'll taste your strawberries, I'll drink your sweet wine" and going downhill from there) reminded me of that other phony anthem to hedonism, "We'll Sing in the Sunshine." and now I've got both songs fighting for airtime in my head. Sheesh.

Lord help us...

One more reason people outside Texas might (and maybe ought to) think Texans are hicks, from the Austin American-Statesman(registration required):

AUSTIN — Republican Gov. Rick Perry refused to honor United Nations Day, even as President Bush signed a U.N. proclamation, because doing so would be inconsistent with the governor's views, his spokeswoman said.

Sad days for rock fans

Word comes that the influential BBC DJ John Peel has died at 65, and American rock fan, publisher, and record label owner Greg Shaw has died at 55. Both were early champions of innovators in rock, and both will be missed.

Self discovery through somebody else

From Into the Cove, by Randy, whoever he is: "I don't wake up quickly and well. I tend to choose only one."

Uhh, me too.

Ashlee Simpson and That Lip-Syncing Feeling

Lisa de Moraes in the Washington Post (registration required):

Oh, and here's one of those little ironies that make covering TV such an interesting and rewarding career choice: The director of that 'SNL' telecast from hell, Beth McCarthy Miller, was director of the infamous Super Bowl halftime show in which Janet Jackson's costume 'reveal' turned into a 'wardrobe malfunction,' thereby revealing her breast and leading to the moral decay of the children of America. Live television is a very rough racket.

You mean it's not part of some kind of media conspiracy?

Terror suspect Hicks Harry Potter fan

From The Advertiser, via Heidi McDonald's The Beat:

Investigators thought a series of numbers next to [Australian terror suspect David] Hicks' name on a cellblock roster were part of a secret coded message between Mr Al Halabi [a translator and librarian at the Guantanamo Bay prison] and Hicks.

The 'code', however, was the reference numbers for Harry Potter books in the library.

Aw, crap

From the Houston Chronicle: No World Series for Astros as season ends with loss to Cards

V.O.T.E.

Two of my very favorite artists, Chris Stamey and Yo La Tengo, have collaborated on this timely message. Don't miss the three alternate versions of the PSA, especially the Old AM Radio Version--it channels the spirit and sound of the Cyrkle better than anyone but Fountains of Wayne.

There's an associated CD, also called V.O.T.E, a mix of covers (including the Yardbirds' "Shapes of Things," Television's "Venus," and Les McCann's "Compared to What") and originals. The CD won't be in stores until after the new year but you can download it now from iTunes.

Uh-huh, yeah, right...

From The Cincinnati Post:

Some absentee ballots distributed to Hamilton County voters do not include the name of Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, local election officials confirmed today.

A bit further down:

"It's a screw-up," said Tim Burke, chairman of the Hamilton County Board of Elections. "This just feeds the paranoia that's out there. The tragic thing is that even though I think we will have a very fair and accurate count here, this will cause people to question the accuracy of our operation."

Oh, thank god I'm not the only one...

Michael Bierut on ITC Garamond in Design Observer:

The most distinctive element of the typeface is its enormous lower-case x-height. In theory this improves its legibilty, but only in the same way that dog poop's creamy consistency in theory should make it more edible.

Hey, I've been busy...

So I haven't had much time or inclination to write. Not like I ever do. Anyway, here are some mini-squibs on topics of recent interest to me.

Brian Wilson's Smile: overhyped but great.
Presidential debate #1: I thought Kerry came out better, though not as well as his more enthusiastic proponents (I'm not one) would have you believe. I'm not swayed by Bush's "stay on message" rhetoric, but I can imagine how some might be, though.
Sky Captain: Enormous fun--I'm sure everybody caught the Wizard of Oz and Metropolis references, but someone more learned than I will have to comment on the film noir elements and the taxi chase rendered as an aerial battle. I loved the Space Angel and Nick Fury references, though.

I knew it, I just knew it...

CNN.com covers the Ig Nobel Prizes:

"The medicine prize went to Steven Stack of Wayne State University and James Gundlach of Auburn University, for their 1992 report, 'The Effect of Country Music on Suicide.' The research of 49 metropolitan areas concluded 'that the greater the airtime devoted to country music, the greater the white suicide rate.'"