Wonkette Defends Dick Cheney

Wonkette is amusingly snide on Dick Cheney's malfunctioning wardrobe: "We don't know why everyone is making such a big deal about Cheney's attire at the holocaust memorial. He is an old man with a bad heart. Wearing whatever's comfortable is one of the benefits of still being alive. There are many: early bird buffets, discount theater tickets, and, of course, invading the country of your choice, as long you show your AARP card." Ooh, ooh, I'm eligible for AARP now.