Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Ashcroft the Optimist

From the text ofJohn Ashcroft's resignation letter, as reported by CNN: "I take great personal satisfaction in the record which has been developed. The objective of securing the safety of Americans from crime and terror has been achieved."

Now there's a sweeping generalization for you. I guess that means they'll be taking down the barriers along the back driveway to the VA hospital here, and letting people meet arriving air passengers at the gate...

On the other hand, it appears that the widely reported rumor that Ashcroft thinks calico cats are a sign of the devil is false. Snopes.com is a wonderful thing.

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